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11/23/2016 - 1/23/2016 - NAUGATUCK PD B&B THANKSGIIVING DINNER SPECIAL!!

NAUGATUCK PD B&B THANKSGIIVING DINNER SPECIAL!!

In honor of Thanksgiving, the Naugatuck PD Bed & Breakfast is offering its annual Thanksgiving Dinner Holiday Special again this week – If you plan to drink and drive in the Borough, plan to spend the holiday with us!

As part of our Thanksgiving Special we are offering our very special Thanksgiving meal for all guests … This very special meal is included with your stay and consists of all the delicious trimmings; Bread, processed meat burger, pickles, Ketchup, mustard and don’t forget your fried veggies… (aka; French Fries) – All served ….Well…..COLD …. …. …. Cold because you see, McDonalds – where we get all of our delicious meals, closes at 12:00 Noon on Thanksgiving – so we’ll have to kinda keep your meal preserved if you choose to eat at the traditional dinner time …. And yes, we could microwave it – but the already cranky staff is not going to really be too happy about doing that … Just throwing that out there…. But you can certainly ask….

….Now, that said – just because your meal is cold – does not mean you won’t have ANYTHING warm – your drink will surely be VERY warm by the traditional dinner time … so …. Don’t think we aren’t thinking about our guests!!

We here at the NPD B&B have PLENTY of occupancy… and please – don’t take this the wrong way ….but…. we really DO NOT want your business … we say this every year when we run these specials on the holiday in which we clearly forewarn our potential customers of our really lousy service and hospitability –BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER – They seem to always come back and we always seem to do a decent business over the holidays!!

So – for all you that decide to drink and drive … …. and …. what the heck - were going to extend the offer to ALL LAW BREAKERS …. That’s right – thanksgiving dinner is on us for ALL LAW BREAKERS!! – So Come enjoy the holiday with us and get your very own (cold) Thanksgiving Dinner at the NPD B&B!!

HAPPY HOLIDAY – AND PLEASE, DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE – DON’T BREAK THE LAW!!!

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