NAUGATUCK PD B&B THANKSGIIVING DINNER SPECIAL!!
In honor of Thanksgiving, the Naugatuck PD Bed & Breakfast is
offering its annual Thanksgiving Dinner Holiday Special again this week –
If you plan to drink and drive in the Borough, plan to spend the
holiday with us!
As part of our Thanksgiving Special we are
offering our very special Thanksgiving meal for all guests … This very
special meal is included with your stay and consists of all the
delicious trimmings; Bread, processed
meat burger, pickles, Ketchup, mustard and don’t forget your fried
veggies… (aka; French Fries) – All served ….Well…..COLD …. …. …. Cold
because you see, McDonalds – where we get all of our delicious meals,
closes at 12:00 Noon on Thanksgiving – so we’ll have to kinda keep your
meal preserved if you choose to eat at the traditional dinner time ….
And yes, we could microwave it – but the already cranky staff is not
going to really be too happy about doing that … Just throwing that out
there…. But you can certainly ask….
….Now, that said – just because your meal is cold – does not mean you
won’t have ANYTHING warm – your drink will surely be VERY warm by the
traditional dinner time … so …. Don’t think we aren’t thinking about our
guests!!
We here at the NPD B&B have PLENTY of occupancy…
and please – don’t take this the wrong way ….but…. we really DO NOT want
your business … we say this every year when we run these specials on
the holiday in which we clearly forewarn our potential customers of our
really lousy service and hospitability –BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER – They
seem to always come back and we always seem to do a decent business
over the holidays!!
So – for all you that decide to drink and
drive … …. and …. what the heck - were going to extend the offer to ALL
LAW BREAKERS …. That’s right – thanksgiving dinner is on us for ALL LAW
BREAKERS!! – So Come enjoy the holiday with us and get your very own
(cold) Thanksgiving Dinner at the NPD B&B!!
HAPPY HOLIDAY – AND PLEASE, DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE – DON’T BREAK THE LAW!!!