Police News - Naugatuck Police, CT

12/31/2014 - NPD Facebook Post - 12.31.14

NPD Facebook Post - 12.31.14

Ok, - its official … we have had enough… I’m afraid that things have gotten to the point where law enforcement officers can no longer sit back and take what is being forced down their throats …
Waking up this morning, I stumbled upon the newest “event”… This latest news is the straw that broke the camels back, and law enforcement will not ….and can not…. sit idly by and take this….folks, things have to change or there will be dire consequences….

…Now, I don’t care if you’re a police officer in New York, Missouri, Florida, California or Hawaii…you will be affected by this latest assault on police…. If is far time that the government back off and mind their own business….

….You all know what I’m talking about….and if you don’t you should…. And YOU ALL should be just as outraged as we are… ENOUGH IS ENOUGH….

…I am of course talking about… This crazy FDA ban on SPRINKLES… that’s right, those tasty little sugary – trans- fat- filled pieces of heaven that are sprinkled on all of our favorite deserts…particularly D-Words!

…So – I tell you this is it…. FDA -Your messing with the wrong crowd here …. I can’t even begin to imagine a world where these tiny little nuggets are non existent…. It would change policing like you you wouldn’t believe, see – not every cop has them every day…. But they do at some point have them…. We’ve all been there – looking at that frosted D-Word, and saying “you know what – its just not doin’ it for me” …. Then - out of no where ….. BOOM ….. They bring out a tray of the same frosted D-Word – but – WITH SPRINKLES…. It’s a game changer…. You order it up without any second thoughts ……

…. So, you ask – how does this change policing?.... Its simple my friends…. See – lets go back, …. Same scenario as above …. Except this time, they come out from the back with …. Well, not sprinkled D-Words – remember – they don’t exist, they are BANNED…. So the D-Word shop baker says, …. Well, the frosted’s are not selling…I can no longer sprinkle – sprinkles on them…. Let me put out the whole grain bagels instead……
....and there you have it…. Cops eating whole grain bagels .…its sickening to even consider... in a weak attempt to fill the now very hallow void from the sprinkle- topped frosted D-Words…..
….as you can plainly see the – the balance of the entire cop universe would be toppled off of its axis….

I urge you to stand with us … the law enforcement community ....against this reckless assault against trans-fat filled sprinkles… ...Futher .... OMG… I just though of something….what is the main ingredient of powdered sugar??? …. Okay I have to go!!…

....But first - on behalf of everyone here at the Naugatuck PD - Please have a safe new years eve and we wish you all a very happy 2015!!!